1 00:00:03,351 --> 00:00:05,135 ANNOUNCER: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. 2 00:00:07,181 --> 00:00:10,967 All new, Wednesdays at 10:00 on FXX. 3 00:00:13,100 --> 00:00:16,233 FX presents Mr. InBetween. 4 00:00:35,122 --> 00:00:37,124 Thanks, mate. 5 00:00:42,607 --> 00:00:46,524 ♪ But when I picture you I'm intense♪ 6 00:00:46,568 --> 00:00:49,962 ♪ I lose myself inside you like a maze♪ 7 00:00:50,006 --> 00:00:51,312 ♪ I'm waiting to...♪ 8 00:01:07,371 --> 00:01:09,243 Back on the smokes? 9 00:01:09,286 --> 00:01:11,027 Yeah. 10 00:01:14,161 --> 00:01:16,728 -You find the kid? -Mm. 11 00:01:17,860 --> 00:01:19,601 -That's good. -Mm-hmm. 12 00:01:22,430 --> 00:01:24,127 You can't work here no more, mate. 13 00:01:45,235 --> 00:01:47,542 Sorry about all that shit with your family. 14 00:01:47,585 --> 00:01:49,587 Yeah, so am I. 15 00:04:09,205 --> 00:04:10,293 It's all right, bub. 16 00:04:10,337 --> 00:04:12,339 It's all right. 17 00:05:28,676 --> 00:05:30,373 -How you going? -Hi. 18 00:05:59,489 --> 00:06:01,491 Sorry for scaring you the other day. 19 00:06:04,712 --> 00:06:06,409 Didn't mean to. 20 00:06:11,501 --> 00:06:13,503 You still want to come over? 21 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:19,335 You sure? 22 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:22,512 100% sure? 23 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:26,777 BRITTANY: I want a budgie. 24 00:06:26,821 --> 00:06:29,345 -RAY: A budgie? -Yeah. Can we have a budgie? 25 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,434 RAY: What do you want a budgie for? 26 00:06:31,478 --> 00:06:33,784 -Because they're cute. -Mm. 27 00:06:33,828 --> 00:06:35,612 Yeah, we'll see. 28 00:06:39,486 --> 00:06:41,923 -You want something to eat? -No, thanks. 29 00:06:48,625 --> 00:06:51,628 -Britt. -Hi. 30 00:06:53,978 --> 00:06:56,328 What's news? 31 00:06:56,372 --> 00:06:58,330 Nothing. 32 00:06:58,374 --> 00:07:00,855 So have you written any more jokes? 33 00:07:00,898 --> 00:07:03,640 No. I don't want to be a stand-up comedian anymore. 34 00:07:03,684 --> 00:07:06,034 -How come? -I want to be an actress. 35 00:07:06,077 --> 00:07:07,731 An actress? 36 00:07:07,775 --> 00:07:09,298 Yeah. It pays better. 37 00:07:09,341 --> 00:07:10,865 Well, if you're good at it, yeah. 38 00:07:10,908 --> 00:07:13,171 At school we're doing a Romeo and Julietplay, 39 00:07:13,215 --> 00:07:15,304 and I want to audition for Juliet. 40 00:07:15,347 --> 00:07:18,089 -Romeo and Juliet,hey? -Yeah. 41 00:07:18,133 --> 00:07:20,309 Oh, that's cool. 42 00:07:21,310 --> 00:07:23,094 Hey, Britt. 43 00:07:23,138 --> 00:07:24,966 Do you know who this is? 44 00:07:25,009 --> 00:07:26,620 No. 45 00:07:26,663 --> 00:07:28,535 This is your grandpa. 46 00:07:28,578 --> 00:07:30,580 -Hello, Brittany. -Hi. 47 00:07:30,624 --> 00:07:31,538 How are you? 48 00:07:31,581 --> 00:07:32,669 I'm good. 49 00:07:32,713 --> 00:07:34,541 I'm so pleased to meet you. 50 00:07:34,584 --> 00:07:36,368 -Me too. -Well... 51 00:07:36,412 --> 00:07:38,632 I didn't know I had a grandpa. 52 00:07:38,675 --> 00:07:40,808 I know. 53 00:07:41,809 --> 00:07:43,201 So... 54 00:07:43,245 --> 00:07:44,725 are we gonna have a rematch? 55 00:07:44,768 --> 00:07:46,161 Of course. 56 00:07:46,204 --> 00:07:49,381 Uh-huh. And you can play. 57 00:07:49,425 --> 00:07:50,687 -Right. 58 00:07:50,731 --> 00:07:52,689 -What are we playing? -Jenga. 59 00:07:52,733 --> 00:07:54,822 -Jenga. -Yeah. 60 00:08:04,571 --> 00:08:05,833 Mm. 61 00:08:13,623 --> 00:08:15,277 How are you, son? 62 00:08:21,239 --> 00:08:23,198 Go inside, Britt. 63 00:08:23,241 --> 00:08:25,243 -Why? -RAY: Just go in the house. 64 00:09:19,297 --> 00:09:21,256 Sit down. Sit. Sit. 65 00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:23,301 Good dog. 66 00:09:29,743 --> 00:09:32,267 Good. 67 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:34,835 Cheers, mate. Mm. 68 00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:02,645 Yeah. Hey. 69 00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:54,915 You out? 70 00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:58,353 Are you? 71 00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:01,356 Yeah. 72 00:11:04,011 --> 00:11:05,708 You want to show me? 73 00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:10,800 -Let's see yours. -All right. 74 00:11:48,925 --> 00:11:50,927 Tough little cunt, aren't you? 75 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,294 Yeah, you fucker! 76 00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:26,702 KEVIN: Oh, you fuck. 77 00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:43,414 Nice eye. 78 00:12:44,981 --> 00:12:46,461 Nice face. 79 00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:11,486 -Come on. 80 00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:47,799 -Hey. -Hey. 81 00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:49,932 There he is. El presidente. 82 00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:52,195 What's going on? 83 00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:54,937 Oh, I got a tip-off about Vinnie. 84 00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:56,939 Now, it could be all bullshit, 85 00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:59,202 but I got a name. 86 00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:00,943 Who? 87 00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:03,990 Ray Sh-Shoes... 88 00:15:05,252 --> 00:15:06,993 Ray Shoestring? 89 00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:09,647 Ray Shoestring. 90 00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:12,085 -Ray Shoestring. -Yeah. 91 00:15:12,128 --> 00:15:13,434 You ever heard of him? 92 00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:16,176 Doesn't ring any bells. 93 00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:18,047 Who gave you the tip? 94 00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:20,528 I don't know. Just a phone call. 95 00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:23,226 -So what you want to do? 96 00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:25,228 Don't know. 97 00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:27,230 I'll make some calls, ask around, eh? 98 00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:29,189 Yeah, right. 99 00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:31,234 Do you want me to look into it? 100 00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:33,671 Nah, I'll take care of it. 101 00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:35,064 I'll bet you fucking will. 102 00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:37,371 What are you doing? 103 00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:58,131 Well done, Ray. 104 00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:02,222 So you want to drive? 105 00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:04,398 Yeah. 106 00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:24,200 -Let me ask you a question. -RAY: Mm. 107 00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:28,248 -Vinnie. -Mm. 108 00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:31,642 Was that quick? 109 00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:35,081 Yeah. 110 00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:39,737 Good. 111 00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:07,330 Let's go. 112 00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:11,291 Come on. 113 00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:21,692 All right. 114 00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:31,006 So, what do youse want? 115 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,573 -Huh? -Well, I want you to die. 116 00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:34,227 I mean how much do you want? 117 00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:35,706 How much do we want for what? 118 00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:37,143 To let me slide. 119 00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:39,232 Shit, I don't know. 120 00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:41,277 -How much do you want, Raymond?- 121 00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:43,279 I don't know, man. 122 00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:45,325 How much you got? 123 00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:46,804 $650K, give or take. 124 00:17:46,848 --> 00:17:48,241 -DAVE: Really? -Yeah. 125 00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:50,243 -DAVE: Where? -It's buried. 126 00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:52,549 It's, uh, four duffel bags, filled to the brim. 127 00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:54,725 -All clean. What are you doing?-So what's that splitbetween two? 128 00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:56,118 650-- what is that? 129 00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:57,772 323... 130 00:17:57,815 --> 00:17:59,991 -It's 325. What are you doing? -25. 131 00:18:00,035 --> 00:18:01,993 325 grand. 132 00:18:02,037 --> 00:18:03,517 -You happy with that, Ray? 133 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,171 Not particularly. 134 00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:09,131 You're not happy with $325,000? 135 00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:12,352 Well, normally, I would be, mate, but, uh, 136 00:18:12,395 --> 00:18:15,485 your guys killed my fucking dog. 137 00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:18,009 Okay, I am sorry about that. 138 00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:20,229 I didn't tell 'em to do it. I have a dog. 139 00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:22,405 -I love dogs.-As long as you're sorry, mate. 140 00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:25,016 I am sorry. I mean that. I do. 141 00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:26,017 So where's this money? 142 00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:27,149 Maroota. 143 00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:28,629 Where in Maroota? 144 00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:31,806 How do I know you're gonna let me go? 145 00:18:31,849 --> 00:18:33,286 'Cause we're just telling you we'll let you go. 146 00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:34,852 Well, I need a bit more than that. 147 00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:35,984 DAVE: Oh, do you? You know what, 148 00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:37,203 -fuck this. -RAY: Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. 149 00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:38,378 -Don't shoot him. -Why not? 150 00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:39,814 Just throw him in the water, mate. That's why I put 151 00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:41,598 the bloody cuffs on his ankles. 152 00:18:41,642 --> 00:18:43,600 : Right. So we just... 153 00:18:43,644 --> 00:18:45,385 we just drown the cunt. 154 00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:47,300 Push him in. 155 00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:50,172 DAVE: Where's the money? 156 00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:53,523 Well... how do I know you're not gonna kill me here? 157 00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:55,177 Oh, fuck. We're going around in circles. 158 00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:56,309 What do you want to do? 159 00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:57,745 That's a lot of money. 160 00:18:57,788 --> 00:18:59,225 Mate, what do you want us to do? 161 00:18:59,268 --> 00:19:00,835 Well, I got... 162 00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:03,751 I just can't take your word for it, Ray. 163 00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:05,579 Well, that's all we got, mate. So if you don't believe us, 164 00:19:05,622 --> 00:19:07,015 I don't know what to fucking tell you. 165 00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:10,671 Okay. How about this? 166 00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:13,195 We go to Maroota, right? 167 00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:15,023 -Right, right? Good. -Yeah. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 168 00:19:15,066 --> 00:19:16,242 So, we get there, yeah? 169 00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:18,331 When we get there, you park the car. 170 00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:20,333 I get out. You guys... We all get out 171 00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:22,422 -of the car. I stay at the car. -Fuck me. 172 00:19:22,465 --> 00:19:24,902 I point you in the direction of-of-of where the money is, 173 00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:26,252 and you guys-you guys-you guys walk over, 174 00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:28,341 -you go get it. -And then what? 175 00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:30,256 Then, when you get to the spot, 176 00:19:30,299 --> 00:19:32,649 then I'll-I'll start walking off. 177 00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:37,698 Do we look like a couple of fuckwits? 178 00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:40,309 Hmm? 179 00:19:40,353 --> 00:19:41,919 Okay. 180 00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:44,226 How about you get there, you dig it up. 181 00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:45,793 The money's... the money's in a bag, yeah? 182 00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:47,098 You dig up the bag. 183 00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:48,448 -You get the bags... -You-you know what, 184 00:19:48,491 --> 00:19:49,666 this is what's fucking gonna happen. 185 00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:52,321 All right? We'll stay by the car. 186 00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:54,280 You know where the money is, so you can toddle off 187 00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:55,411 and you dig up the bags. 188 00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:57,152 -Right? -Yeah. -Yes. 189 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,458 -Yeah? -RAY: Yeah. 190 00:19:58,501 --> 00:19:59,894 -DAVE: Yeah? Can we go? -Yeah. We... Yeah. 191 00:19:59,937 --> 00:20:01,939 We stay at the car. 192 00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:05,639 -That's not gonna work either. -Why? 193 00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:08,381 What if he's got a fucking gun in one of the bags? 194 00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:09,599 Oh, fuck. 195 00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:11,340 All right, here's what's gonna happen, all right? 196 00:20:11,384 --> 00:20:12,298 We stay at the car. 197 00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:13,734 -You go back out there... -No, no, no. 198 00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:15,475 -Uh... -No, he stays by the car. -Okay. 199 00:20:15,518 --> 00:20:17,041 You stay... He stays by the car. 200 00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:18,391 I know what I meant to say, right? 201 00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:20,393 I know what I meant to say. He stays by the car. 202 00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:22,482 -Mm. -Right? We go out there 203 00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:24,527 and we dig up the bags, right? 204 00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:26,529 Make sure the money's all there. 205 00:20:26,573 --> 00:20:28,749 And then I'll give you a signal,right? 206 00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:30,446 Make sure everything's okay. And then-- 207 00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:32,535 and then, only then-- 208 00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:33,536 he can go. 209 00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:34,885 -Yeah. -Okay. 210 00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:36,670 Mm. Mm. 211 00:20:36,713 --> 00:20:38,541 Is that-is that... Yeah? 212 00:20:38,585 --> 00:20:40,195 -That's it. Yeah. -S-Signal? 213 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,196 -Yeah. -Okay. 214 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,458 -Yeah. -We happy? 215 00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:43,764 -Well, let's go to Maroota. -Let's go. 216 00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:53,252 Oh, you... 217 00:20:58,126 --> 00:21:00,563 -In you go. 218 00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:02,478 I don't want to sound like a pain in the ass, 219 00:21:02,522 --> 00:21:04,480 but can I just ride in the car with you guys? 220 00:21:04,524 --> 00:21:06,134 Absolutely not. 221 00:21:06,177 --> 00:21:07,788 Come on. I suffer from claustrophobia. 222 00:21:07,831 --> 00:21:09,485 You're gonna suffer from lead poisoning 223 00:21:09,529 --> 00:21:11,531 if you don't fucking get in there. 224 00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:15,317 Fuck. 225 00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:17,101 Come on. 226 00:21:17,145 --> 00:21:18,538 -Oh. 227 00:21:18,581 --> 00:21:19,539 -You all right? -Yes! 228 00:21:19,582 --> 00:21:20,366 Watch your fingers. 229 00:21:41,212 --> 00:21:44,999 ♪ I come from far and wide♪ 230 00:21:45,042 --> 00:21:48,698 ♪ Traveling across♪ 231 00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:52,354 ♪ This great divide♪ 232 00:21:52,398 --> 00:21:55,270 ♪ Once it has ran the course♪ 233 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:58,186 ♪ I'll be one step closer♪ 234 00:21:58,229 --> 00:22:01,842 ♪ To the source♪ 235 00:22:01,885 --> 00:22:03,713 ♪ Whether or not♪ 236 00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:07,369 ♪ I'll be rolling on♪ 237 00:22:07,413 --> 00:22:10,459 ♪ Rolling on♪ 238 00:22:11,504 --> 00:22:13,201 ♪ Rolling on♪ 239 00:22:13,244 --> 00:22:17,858 ♪ Till you're long gone.♪ 240 00:22:38,269 --> 00:22:40,184 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 241 00:22:43,666 --> 00:22:46,147 -I'm cold.-It's not cold. Just come to me. 242 00:22:46,277 --> 00:22:48,497 -I'll keep you warm, I promise.-Fine. 243 00:22:52,545 --> 00:22:54,547 ANNOUNCER: AHS 1984. 244 00:22:54,590 --> 00:22:56,853 All new, Wednesdays at 10:00 on FX. 245 00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:00,074 WOMAN: Thank you for joining the focus group. 246 00:23:00,117 --> 00:23:03,643 I just want to say thanks to the suits back there for allowing us to be here. 247 00:23:03,686 --> 00:23:06,515 He thinks that's a two-way mirror. 248 00:23:06,559 --> 00:23:10,389 -Dee, did you just scale up the side of the building? -Free soloed! 249 00:23:10,519 --> 00:23:14,567 You gotta beef up security.You know how easy it was for meto get in that window? 250 00:23:16,656 --> 00:23:19,528 What kind of people do you thinkyou're gonna attract with that? 251 00:23:19,572 --> 00:23:22,313 Young bohemians with no sexual boundaries. 252 00:23:23,532 --> 00:23:24,490 ANNOUNCER: All-new Sunny. 253 00:23:24,533 --> 00:23:27,318 Wednesdays at 10:00 on FXX. 254 00:23:32,323 --> 00:23:34,543 All you have to do is say the first thing that comes into your head. 255 00:23:34,674 --> 00:23:36,153 -Yep. -Politics. 256 00:23:36,197 --> 00:23:37,503 Schmolitics. 257 00:23:37,546 --> 00:23:39,287 -Family. -Schmamily. 258 00:23:39,330 --> 00:23:40,419 -Feminine. -Schmeminine. 259 00:23:40,549 --> 00:23:42,116 -Violence. -Schmiolence. 260 00:23:42,159 --> 00:23:43,422 -Accident. -Schmaccident. 261 00:23:43,552 --> 00:23:44,466 -Argument. -Schmargument. -Beef-and-black-bean. 262 00:23:44,510 --> 00:23:45,946 Schmeef-and-schmack-schmean.